pavlovs-schrodinger: pavlovs-schrodinger: when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad” i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication screw you guys
amoying: amoying: what do musicians put on their toast? jam
partybarackisinthehousetonight: my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
cnnbreakingofficial: cliterallysame: WHAT SO MANY QUESTIONS
When a teacher gives you WAY TOO MUCH homework.
laugh-addict: Do it yourself bitch!
laugh-addict: some of your teachers are probably having sex right now
geothebio: so this guy came up to me and said “hey what’s your name cutie?” and i accidentally said “steve” because i was thinking of the avengers at the time